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caddyman ([personal profile] caddyman) wrote2003-12-09 02:10 pm

The End Times

It's time to start checking Revelations, people. The End Times are nigh...

The Times movie correspondent, who normally only has orgasms over black and white peasant-life movies set around a dying apple tree somehere in Anatolia has rated the Lord of the Rings trilogy the greatest movie trilogy of all time.

He has given Return of the King an unprecedented five stars.

There's a pale man on a white horse outside...