caddyman | Election News

I find that I may have to vote for my incumbent MP, Theresa Villiers, the Conservative candidate.

Oh why, Bryan, why? I hear you cry.

My friends, the answer is thus:

In the flier that popped through our door this very day there is, amongst the party political flim flam, the following intelligence:

Theresa Villiers:

has lived in the constituency for six years;

Has opposed the additional runway at Heathrow;

Likes cycling and cricket.

All very worthy points, I think you will agree. But here is the clincher, the reason she deserves, nay demands my vote:

Theresa Villiers has opposed EU interference with the Jammie Dodger.

I am humbled and so should you be.

Theresa Villiers! A champion amongst champions!

*wipes away tear and salutes flag*