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caddyman ([personal profile] caddyman) wrote2010-11-26 03:42 pm

never read emails typed in capitals

Sometimes you just want to bang your head on the desk.

Let me explain: A few minutes ago I received an email from my gullible lackey, with the title: FW: CHECK YOUR RECEIPTS/THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE READ and in the body of the email after her little homily about checking credit/debit card receipts – not bad advice in itself – was the sad tale of someone who was rather public-spiritedly warning us about a cash-back scam in Sainsbury’s.

Even before I’d got to the tale of woe and horror I was suspicious. If ever I receive something that states that it is “not a joke” and that I should “please read”, I am reasonably certain that it is at least spam. And so it was: a quick trip to snopes.com confirmed my suspicions. Sainsbury are on the receiving end in the UK of an old spam Wal-Mart complaint. The email is there on the Snopes website word-for word.

The main point of interest to me was just how obviously American the use of language is, with just the locations switched and £ signs inserted for $ symbols.

Anyway, with lackey being Nigerian, I wasn’t surprised that she didn’t pick up on the differing usage and idiom. I emailed her back saying it was spam and got the response, “but how do these things get around if they’re false?” That was the ‘bang-head-on-desk’ moment.

Because people – and I’m pointing no fingers here – read and forward the bloody things uncritically, that’s how they get out there. That’s how it ended up in my inbox!

‘Oh. But are you sure it isn’t true..?