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Oh Dear God...
I have just created the perfect anti-soup.
Having been sleeping badly this week past on account of a combibnation of too much caffeine and too high temperatures, I decided to do without anything to drink tonight. Except that I got thirsty - and a little hungry.
So, thinks I. I have the fixings for a basic soup.
Do not follow this recipe. Ever. If you accidentally do, gamma ray it then corral into a sealed container, bribe Greenpeace and then have someone drop it in the Marianas Trench.
10 fl. oz mug (heat retaining).
A reasonable amount of Worcester Sauce.
A reasonable amount of crushed garlic.
Alphabet pasta to what ought to be taste.
Half a veggie cube (crumbled).
Top up with boiling water.
Allow to brew for 10 mins.
Stir.
Look at expectantly.
Follow advice above recipe.
I'm going to make a coffee now after all. Then maybe lick the wall, floor, anything to get this stuff off my tongue....
Having been sleeping badly this week past on account of a combibnation of too much caffeine and too high temperatures, I decided to do without anything to drink tonight. Except that I got thirsty - and a little hungry.
So, thinks I. I have the fixings for a basic soup.
Do not follow this recipe. Ever. If you accidentally do, gamma ray it then corral into a sealed container, bribe Greenpeace and then have someone drop it in the Marianas Trench.
10 fl. oz mug (heat retaining).
A reasonable amount of Worcester Sauce.
A reasonable amount of crushed garlic.
Alphabet pasta to what ought to be taste.
Half a veggie cube (crumbled).
Top up with boiling water.
Allow to brew for 10 mins.
Stir.
Look at expectantly.
Follow advice above recipe.
I'm going to make a coffee now after all. Then maybe lick the wall, floor, anything to get this stuff off my tongue....