(no subject)

It's raining and I want to go back to bed.

Plan for the day:

Buy lottery ticket; win jackpot; retire to live life of Riley on proceeds.

That is all.

(no subject)

It's raining and I want to go back to bed.

Plan for the day:

Buy lottery ticket; win jackpot; retire to live life of Riley on proceeds.

That is all.

I say!

I reckon today is a first for The Times. I don't know for sure, but I think my money would be fairly safe if I placed a bet on the assumption that the phrase, "pretty enormous bollocks" has never appeared in that august organ before.

Cello scrotum? It's a load of . . . nonsense, admits Baroness Murphy.

Marvelous!

I say!

I reckon today is a first for The Times. I don't know for sure, but I think my money would be fairly safe if I placed a bet on the assumption that the phrase, "pretty enormous bollocks" has never appeared in that august organ before.

Cello scrotum? It's a load of . . . nonsense, admits Baroness Murphy.

Marvelous!