caddyman: (Sid James)
caddyman ([personal profile] caddyman) wrote2008-07-23 03:07 pm
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BORED!

I have been tired all day, but this morning I was busy, so I managed to get over it.

This afternoon I am trying to proof read the consultation paper I wrote a couple of weeks ago. Proof reading is drab at the best of times, but this subject is drier than a pharaoh's sock and reading it is a lot less involving than drafting it. It is like revising for an exam; the initial work may be interesting, but revision is dull, dull, dull.

I have managed to smear paw grease all over my glasses because I almost nodded off reading the damned thing and suddenly realised that a) I was slowly nodding ever closer to the document, b) that I couldn't remember anything that had happened fopr the past 45 minutes and c) that my glasses had ridden up my forehead and over my hand as my head slid in the opposite direction.

I. AM. BORED. BEYOND. ALL. REASON.

[identity profile] ash1977law.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretend that you are not you but a shapechanging secret agent working for a cabal of wizards, and that you are scanning the document for hidden messages inserted by the Undead Martians of Atlantis. Pretend that the real you is locked up in a cupboard somewhere. At the end of each page scan the office and see if you can work out which of your collegues is a hollowed out corpse being used as a disguise by an agent of the Undead Martians of Atlantis.

[identity profile] fen-wolfchile.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
An excelent idea, which could be further embelished with the use of a piece of crystal (skull shaped if possible).
Just make sure you scan any newcomer to the room with your crystal lense to make sure they are not a hollowed out corpse being used as a disguise by an agent of the Undead Martians of Atlantis.

[identity profile] ellefurtle.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me - but I shall have to deal with the results of this when he gets home!

[identity profile] fen-wolfchile.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not one of them are you?

:)

[identity profile] ash1977law.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
One of them or one of Them?

[identity profile] ellefurtle.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*hides evidence*

[identity profile] fen-wolfchile.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Possibly only one of them.

But perhaps we have said too much already!