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I got them Wednesday Blues...
So here we are. Wednesday dawns bright and sunny (where was that when I needed it?) and it's back in the Office.
I need a quick, sure-fire way of becoming rich with minimal effort on my part.
I have looked at the list of aged relatives and quickly discounted a massive inheritance followed by a title.
I have looked at the area my parents live in and have equally discounted the possibility of buried treasure (Har. Pieces of Eight...Har) beyond the vague possibility of finding a bit of Harry Hotspur's thumb or similar - they live on the edge of Shrewsbury battlefield, you see.
I am both too lazy and too unimaginative to think of or work on building a fortune of my own, and am equally capable of pissing money away like it's going out of fashion.
In fact I have publicly stated on numerous occasions that one of my favourite hobbies is spending money I don't have on things I don't need. See for example my multicoloured frock-coat icon (and indeed, the matching cloak that will go with it during and after the next NWO event, provided![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
magpye doesn't forget - and I have no reason to assume she will).
So, circumstances throw me back on Old un-Dependable.
Pure random chance.
OK Fate, I'm waiting.
Make me rich. In your own time, but soon would be nice. (A tenner on the lottery as a show of good faith...?).
I need a quick, sure-fire way of becoming rich with minimal effort on my part.
I have looked at the list of aged relatives and quickly discounted a massive inheritance followed by a title.
I have looked at the area my parents live in and have equally discounted the possibility of buried treasure (Har. Pieces of Eight...Har) beyond the vague possibility of finding a bit of Harry Hotspur's thumb or similar - they live on the edge of Shrewsbury battlefield, you see.
I am both too lazy and too unimaginative to think of or work on building a fortune of my own, and am equally capable of pissing money away like it's going out of fashion.
In fact I have publicly stated on numerous occasions that one of my favourite hobbies is spending money I don't have on things I don't need. See for example my multicoloured frock-coat icon (and indeed, the matching cloak that will go with it during and after the next NWO event, provided
magpye doesn't forget - and I have no reason to assume she will).So, circumstances throw me back on Old un-Dependable.
Pure random chance.
OK Fate, I'm waiting.
Make me rich. In your own time, but soon would be nice. (A tenner on the lottery as a show of good faith...?).
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Worth a try, though.
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Next years luck is probably committed to helping keep Wolves in the Premiership, so the earliest spare luck you have is going to be mid-2005.
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I must expend more effort on money-for-nothing schemes.