He's fallen in the water...

[caddyman]

This morning at Totteridge and Whetstone station, and then on the tube down to Euston, there was a woman who I think may actually have been Spotty Minnie Bannister. Or Bluebottle's mum. The voice sort of wandered between the two.

Either that or she'd swallowed a canister of helium...

I think she might have been foreign.