I had logged off for the night, but...

[caddyman]

I was going to settle down early for a good night's kip, but I have had to log back on and record this while I remember it.

The reason is the semi-sleeping brain of ellefurtle, which once again has provide chucklesome entertainment. Now, as she dozes peacefully, dreaming of who knows what, I can only hope that the quest she started upon whilst falling asleep continues.

As I got into bed, I was informed that she couldn't see why it was OK to "cook peppers like that, but not mushrooms. It isn't unethical", she continued, "because mushrooms aren't alive."

I pondered the import of this intelligence for a few seconds before being told in all earnestness and with a firm nod of the head, that "I don't understand people who insist on treating mushrooms like human beings".

Indeed, I thought. Who am I to argue?

My reverie was broken by the request that I "stop pushing bottle corks into my ear."

So here I am, writing on LJ instead of sleeping. I shall now return to bed and try to remedy this...

Comments

[ysharros.livejournal.com]

Jeez. I want her dreamagination!

/chortle

[agentinfinity.livejournal.com]

That's brilliant.

This reminds me of what Jamie said to me last night in his sleep:

"Badgers" *pause*

"I can hear them"

[insert inquiring sound from me]

"I can hear them" *pause*

"Snuffling" *giggle*

[sack-boy.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!

What a wonderful thing to read in the morning. She does seem to have the most ... unusual ... dreams.

[fredlums.livejournal.com]

I always thought bottle corks in the ears was such a good look!

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Isn't there some argument that mushroom have a similar DNA setup to humans?

[bluesman.livejournal.com]

This just goes to show that we are at our most profound and articulate when half asleep. Well, I am, anyway.