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Oh, me aching back....
So much for Ibuprofen.
Despite dosing myself up at a higher level than recommended (there's always a healthy safety margin on these recommended doses), the ache in the small of my back continues to gnaw at my consciousness.
I should dearly love to be able to replace my backbone with something less painful. An injection of mercury, perhaps.
This would have the benefit of being strong and flexible, if a little heavy.
Of course there would be major drawbacks. During the heat of Summer I would most likely be eight feet tall, but around mid-Winter I would live in fear of cats as I skulked around in the shadows like something from Land of the Giants.
Still, it would be an interesting party piece.
Unusual, too.
Despite dosing myself up at a higher level than recommended (there's always a healthy safety margin on these recommended doses), the ache in the small of my back continues to gnaw at my consciousness.
I should dearly love to be able to replace my backbone with something less painful. An injection of mercury, perhaps.
This would have the benefit of being strong and flexible, if a little heavy.
Of course there would be major drawbacks. During the heat of Summer I would most likely be eight feet tall, but around mid-Winter I would live in fear of cats as I skulked around in the shadows like something from Land of the Giants.
Still, it would be an interesting party piece.
Unusual, too.
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Hot water bottles placed in the small of the back can be quite comfortingly relief bringing even if it's just psychological I find ( but then I would ).
So does mercury do that then? So would you be like the T-1000 in T2 and be able to withstand fire and things like that? Cool ;)
Feel better soon I hope.
XXX
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