It's all relative...

[caddyman]

Judging from the contents of more than one journal this afternoon, we are suffering from a surfeit of time. The Procrastinators are full and there’s a temporal backwash across the city; maybe across the country as a whole. It hasn’t yet reached the level where time is actually running backwards, but it can’t be far off. Certainly the clock is only ticking over at something like a tenth of its usual rate and that is probably understating the phenomenon.

I have been waiting two or three hours for the last few minutes to tick by to 4.30 at which point I can leave with a relatively clear conscience…