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Breeder wanted.... (Oh Lordy)
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opalcat:
Hobbies: hi. we are joe ( 46 ) and susie (29 ) here. susie is a good loyal sub to me but cannot give to me what she and i want to have. a good and loyal breeding slave woman now. she has 2 teen children right n(ow)
Which brings to mind the old Kinky Friedman song...
Put another log on the fire,
Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Go out to the car and change the tire,
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
Boil me up another pot of tea.
Put another log on the fire, girl,
Come and tell me why you’re leaving me.
opalcat: Hobbies: hi. we are joe ( 46 ) and susie (29 ) here. susie is a good loyal sub to me but cannot give to me what she and i want to have. a good and loyal breeding slave woman now. she has 2 teen children right n(ow)
Which brings to mind the old Kinky Friedman song...
Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Go out to the car and change the tire,
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
Boil me up another pot of tea.
Put another log on the fire, girl,
Come and tell me why you’re leaving me.
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Seems a shame to waste all this good genetic heritage (no heritable diseases, no allergies, int + maths hardwired, longevity in XX), but really don't want to get pregnant, give birth, or live with children. I'm pretty sure I'm the kind of mum who smothers them at 6 months old.
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