Bored, now

[caddyman]

It's going to be a boring news day, isn't it?

Essentially we have the following items which are occupying an increasingly lazy paparazzi:

a) the Pope is still dead;
b) Tony is still just about to call a general election;
c) Charles and Camilla are still about to get married.

In other news, there is no other news.

Yawn.

Comments

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

If you shot your boss there'd be news.

[bibliogirl.livejournal.com]

I think (a) is an improvement on the latter half of last week, where the news appeared to consist entirely of

Pope Still Not Dead

Pope Stubbornly Refuses To Meet Maker

Nope, Still Breathing

I cling to the faintest of hopes that

Zombie Pope Rises From Bier, Eats Cardinals' Brains

might be more interesting.

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

Howabout this one...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050404/356/ffmje.html - Vote Rigging in Fair Brummagem

[littleonions.livejournal.com]

Yay, for the Zombie Pope, me likes that.