Bored, now

[caddyman]

It's going to be a boring news day, isn't it?

Essentially we have the following items which are occupying an increasingly lazy paparazzi:

a) the Pope is still dead;
b) Tony is still just about to call a general election;
c) Charles and Camilla are still about to get married.

In other news, there is no other news.

Yawn.

Comments

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

If you shot your boss there'd be news.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

You've been eating too much sugar again, haven't you?

That's two naughty suggestions in as many posts....

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

Naughty? Me? *whistles innocently*

[bibliogirl.livejournal.com]

I think (a) is an improvement on the latter half of last week, where the news appeared to consist entirely of

Pope Still Not Dead

Pope Stubbornly Refuses To Meet Maker

Nope, Still Breathing

I cling to the faintest of hopes that

Zombie Pope Rises From Bier, Eats Cardinals' Brains

might be more interesting.

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

Howabout this one...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050404/356/ffmje.html - Vote Rigging in Fair Brummagem

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Ah, the mysteries of the postal vote.

Everyone said don't do it, but they did anyway....

[littleonions.livejournal.com]

Yay, for the Zombie Pope, me likes that.

[westernind.livejournal.com]

Yeh - the Other Place woon't let him in, so he has to come back here

Shocking!

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Oohh.

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