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Tolkein rubbish (it's all the late Gary Gygax' fault)
Anyway, it turns out that Zinfandel is a grape, not an elf from the First Age of Middle Earth. This is most distressing and next time I play D&D or anything remotely similar, it will be as an elf called by that name and with an alcohol problem.
Can elves be alcoholics?
I rather see him in sitting with a group of other unfortunates in a little sylvan dell with a name that sounds suitably Welsh: Cyn’hoel, or suchlike.
And now I come to think of it, why is it called a “Chap Stick” if men and women can use it? Isn’t that a bit misleading?
Can elves be alcoholics?
I rather see him in sitting with a group of other unfortunates in a little sylvan dell with a name that sounds suitably Welsh: Cyn’hoel, or suchlike.
Zinfandel: My name is Zinfandel and I am an alcoholic.
Omnes: Hello, Zinfandel!
Zinfandel: It will be 2,853 years, 4 months, 6 days and 11 hours since my last drink, come midnight next Throckmorton’s Eve.
Omnes: *applause*
Matteus Rosé (a fat friar): Can elves actually become alcoholic?
Zinfandel: Indeed. I assure you that…
Matteus Rosé: In fact, I thought Zinfandel was a grape. What sort of name is that for anybody?
Zinfandel: It was in the last year of the war against the Dark Lord himself that I succumbed. Too many of my kin were slain in that final battle on the fields of…
Matteus Rosé: Are you sure you’re not a grape? Your nose is red enough.
Zinfandel: Now look here, Lardy…
Matteus Rosé: Ooh, lardy-dah. Listen to the pixie with his airs and graces.
Omnes: FIGHT!
Off stage: I'll have a large one!
And now I come to think of it, why is it called a “Chap Stick” if men and women can use it? Isn’t that a bit misleading?
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Pronounced "'Kin'ell"?
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What's your point? ;-p
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c/o Watership Down
Hampshire
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Fu Cyn hoel?