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Nearly an hour in and 45 feels just like 44 only a bit drunker.

I was taunted for being a middle-aged batchelor. Those taunts died when I pointed out that as 41 and 42 year old batchelors my persecutors were standing on ice too thin for comfortable piss-taking.

I have to remember to buy the office cakes tomorrow.

Shoulda kept me gob shut.

(no subject)

Nearly an hour in and 45 feels just like 44 only a bit drunker.

I was taunted for being a middle-aged batchelor. Those taunts died when I pointed out that as 41 and 42 year old batchelors my persecutors were standing on ice too thin for comfortable piss-taking.

I have to remember to buy the office cakes tomorrow.

Shoulda kept me gob shut.

I say...

... was it ever in doubt, what?

You're
the United Kingdom!

You're a much weaker person than you used to be, but you still
act like you did when everyone looked up to you.  Despite this, you're
probably a better person than you were when you had so much power over those
around you.  Though you do have a strange fascination with jewels and monarchs,
which lets you play in castles, but also end up leading a sort of tabloid lifestyle.
 You really like the Beatles, even more than you like Oasis.
Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Cup of tea, Vicar?

I say...

... was it ever in doubt, what?

You're
the United Kingdom!

You're a much weaker person than you used to be, but you still
act like you did when everyone looked up to you.  Despite this, you're
probably a better person than you were when you had so much power over those
around you.  Though you do have a strange fascination with jewels and monarchs,
which lets you play in castles, but also end up leading a sort of tabloid lifestyle.
 You really like the Beatles, even more than you like Oasis.
Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Cup of tea, Vicar?