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[caddyman]

Nearly an hour in and 45 feels just like 44 only a bit drunker.

I was taunted for being a middle-aged batchelor. Those taunts died when I pointed out that as 41 and 42 year old batchelors my persecutors were standing on ice too thin for comfortable piss-taking.

I have to remember to buy the office cakes tomorrow.

Shoulda kept me gob shut.