Voice Posting

I really wish that voice posting was still possible on Live Journal from the UK.

If it actually still is, I'd appreciate a translation of the instructions and a usable number.

I can think of no other way of demonstrating my Arnoldt Schvartzenekker impression, courtesy of my embattled throat.

Czechmate

My Russian from the Czech Republic has gone.

Didn't even last a week this time.