I got them Wednesday Blues...

[caddyman]

So here we are. Wednesday dawns bright and sunny (where was that when I needed it?) and it's back in the Office.

I need a quick, sure-fire way of becoming rich with minimal effort on my part.

I have looked at the list of aged relatives and quickly discounted a massive inheritance followed by a title.

I have looked at the area my parents live in and have equally discounted the possibility of buried treasure (Har. Pieces of Eight...Har) beyond the vague possibility of finding a bit of Harry Hotspur's thumb or similar - they live on the edge of Shrewsbury battlefield, you see.

I am both too lazy and too unimaginative to think of or work on building a fortune of my own, and am equally capable of pissing money away like it's going out of fashion.

In fact I have publicly stated on numerous occasions that one of my favourite hobbies is spending money I don't have on things I don't need. See for example my multicoloured frock-coat icon (and indeed, the matching cloak that will go with it during and after the next NWO event, provided magpye doesn't forget - and I have no reason to assume she will).

So, circumstances throw me back on Old un-Dependable.

Pure random chance.

OK Fate, I'm waiting.

Make me rich. In your own time, but soon would be nice. (A tenner on the lottery as a show of good faith...?).

Comments

[bibliogirl.livejournal.com]

Can't help you, mate. My large win on the lottery evaporated when I woke up...

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Bugger.

Worth a try, though.