caddyman | I had logged off for the night, but...

I was going to settle down early for a good night's kip, but I have had to log back on and record this while I remember it.

The reason is the semi-sleeping brain of

ellefurtle, which once again has provide chucklesome entertainment. Now, as she dozes peacefully, dreaming of who knows what, I can only hope that the quest she started upon whilst falling asleep continues.

As I got into bed, I was informed that she couldn't see why it was OK to "cook peppers like that, but not mushrooms. It isn't unethical", she continued, "because mushrooms aren't alive."

I pondered the import of this intelligence for a few seconds before being told in all earnestness and with a firm nod of the head, that "I don't understand people who insist on treating mushrooms like human beings".

Indeed, I thought. Who am I to argue?

My reverie was broken by the request that I "stop pushing bottle corks into my ear."

So here I am, writing on LJ instead of sleeping. I shall now return to bed and try to remedy this...

I had logged off for the night, but...

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