caddyman: (pound of flesh)
caddyman ([personal profile] caddyman) wrote2006-11-15 12:07 pm

Death's too good for them...

I have extended my list to include people who call lifts, get in them and immediately press the door-close button regardless of who else is trying to catch the bloody thing.

When I rule the world it will be legal to remove their eyeballs through their ears (or nose, your choice).

That is all.

[identity profile] failing-angel.livejournal.com 2006-11-15 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps some kind of Sisyphian hell, where the lift doors permanently open and close on them.

[identity profile] failing-angel.livejournal.com 2006-11-15 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, it came from a friend of mine ([livejournal.com profile] tenebrosity

[identity profile] sack-boy.livejournal.com 2006-11-15 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And that's a V ery fine one too.