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[caddyman]

BREAKING NEWS:



Evidence is emerging that an unrepentant Furtle was complicit in the kidnap of Opus T Penguin (age 7^1/2).


Mr Opus T. Penguin seen recently



The Villain of the piece


As of yet no demands have been made.

Comments

[ladkyis.livejournal.com]

I have just realised that Opus has the same middle name as Gordon T Gopher and Winnie T Pooh. I always knew he was a star!
As for Dr Furtle's complicity, I know not what to say!
Poor deceived Opus, poor deceived, Naive Opus once more putting his trust in a beautiful woman sob, sob,

[colonel-maxim.livejournal.com]

Ooh, wewy willainous. We will have to call her Delilah Matahari in future.

[romney.livejournal.com]

...must ...resist urge to poke Eye of Furtle with pinky-finger...