caddyman: (Haughtry)
caddyman ([personal profile] caddyman) wrote2009-04-30 11:10 am

Hold that thought

I am told that if you phone the Swine Flu Helpline, you just get crackling…

[identity profile] fen-wolfchile.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
You mean listening to radio two again?

[identity profile] caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Go sit in a corner and think about your choices.

[identity profile] wulfboy.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Waves arms madly We're all going to die!

[identity profile] snorkel-maiden.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
*snort*

[identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting that I could have been rasher?

[identity profile] littleonionz.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Babaching!

[identity profile] budgie-uk.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And when you DO get through, they just suggest getting some oinkment.
Edited 2009-04-30 12:18 (UTC)

[identity profile] ash1977law.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You swines, I can't stand all these pork puns.

[identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Just be grateful that we have saved your bacon by not going the whole hog.

[identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations, no beating rind the bush; that response truly takes the... er... bacon! (I know I lose points for using bacon twice, but I think you've trumped all future and past pig puns!)
Edited 2009-04-30 13:43 (UTC)

[identity profile] pauln.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah. That old gag. You 'ad to trot 'er out, didn't you.

[identity profile] fredlums.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What will they do with all the scratchings?