Hold that thought

[caddyman]

I am told that if you phone the Swine Flu Helpline, you just get crackling…

Comments

[fen-wolfchile.livejournal.com]

You mean listening to radio two again?

[caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com]

Go sit in a corner and think about your choices.

[snorkel-maiden.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting that I could have been rasher?

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

Waves arms madly We're all going to die!

[littleonionz.livejournal.com]

Babaching!

[budgie-uk.livejournal.com]

And when you DO get through, they just suggest getting some oinkment.

[ash1977law.livejournal.com]

You swines, I can't stand all these pork puns.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Just be grateful that we have saved your bacon by not going the whole hog.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, no beating rind the bush; that response truly takes the... er... bacon! (I know I lose points for using bacon twice, but I think you've trumped all future and past pig puns!)

[pauln.livejournal.com]

Gah. That old gag. You 'ad to trot 'er out, didn't you.

[fredlums.livejournal.com]

What will they do with all the scratchings?