Breeder wanted.... (Oh Lordy)

Link stolen from opalcat:

Hobbies: hi. we are joe ( 46 ) and susie (29 ) here. susie is a good loyal sub to me but cannot give to me what she and i want to have. a good and loyal breeding slave woman now. she has 2 teen children right n(ow)


Which brings to mind the old Kinky Friedman song...

Put another log on the fire,
Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Go out to the car and change the tire,
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
Boil me up another pot of tea.
Put another log on the fire, girl,
Come and tell me why you’re leaving me.

Breeder wanted.... (Oh Lordy)

Link stolen from opalcat:

Hobbies: hi. we are joe ( 46 ) and susie (29 ) here. susie is a good loyal sub to me but cannot give to me what she and i want to have. a good and loyal breeding slave woman now. she has 2 teen children right n(ow)


Which brings to mind the old Kinky Friedman song...

Put another log on the fire,
Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Go out to the car and change the tire,
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
Boil me up another pot of tea.
Put another log on the fire, girl,
Come and tell me why you’re leaving me.

The End Times

It's time to start checking Revelations, people. The End Times are nigh...

The Times movie correspondent, who normally only has orgasms over black and white peasant-life movies set around a dying apple tree somehere in Anatolia has rated the Lord of the Rings trilogy the greatest movie trilogy of all time.

He has given Return of the King an unprecedented five stars.

There's a pale man on a white horse outside...

The End Times

It's time to start checking Revelations, people. The End Times are nigh...

The Times movie correspondent, who normally only has orgasms over black and white peasant-life movies set around a dying apple tree somehere in Anatolia has rated the Lord of the Rings trilogy the greatest movie trilogy of all time.

He has given Return of the King an unprecedented five stars.

There's a pale man on a white horse outside...