I suppose this counts as one of those things I don't do...

[caddyman]

As stolen from many people:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

I am perked up, if still too hot. The battery on my Walkman is down to 50%, so may not last out: I need the divertissement...

Comments

[keresaspa.livejournal.com]

What about that time you and me declared war on the Khanate of the Golden Horde? OK, so they narrowly defeated us but still, there were 347 million of them and only two of us.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

It still gives me the willies now.

If we hadn’t thought to spike the tea with whisky, the jig would have been up and no mistake. Of course, your impression of Tamburlaine, using the riding crop as a fake moustache and the car rug as a kilt slowed them down long enough for me to hide the evidence!

[keresaspa.livejournal.com]

It still gives me the willies now

You shouldn't have castrated all those prisoners then :D

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

That was accidental. The chop sticks slipped while I was tightening the valve.