I suppose this counts as one of those things I don't do...

[caddyman]

As stolen from many people:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

I am perked up, if still too hot. The battery on my Walkman is down to 50%, so may not last out: I need the divertissement...

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[romney.livejournal.com]

Now then, put me straight. Was it my idea or yours to steal that blasted Idol?
I know we took it in turns to drag it back down the mountain trail, and I know we divvied-up the gold foil we spent half the night scraping off of the dratted thing. (Which quite ruined the penknife my Uncle Agatha gave me at the last St Crispin’s day hunt he was able to attend before the affair with the ostrich)
And, dear chap, I’m also happy that it was you that won the Emerald when we drew lots for it (best of three - my pack of cards, then your pack of cards, then the new unmarked pack)
But now, it seems the Curse is determined to follow not the current owner of the bloody stone, but the chap who decided to steal it. After all, you sold it to Tompkins and I believe he’s just inherited his Father’s estate, fortunes and mistresses.
So I suppose I’d better get to the point, as the little chaps with the blowpipes are becoming a bit impatient. Dear chap, if it was you that decided to steal the thing, can you reply to this email and provide me with your current address?

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

It was all an horrific misunderstanding; I thought you said 'bone idle' so I was surprised as anyone when we ended up with a little statuette.

As to the Emerald, Aunt Rupert wears it on that gold chain she uses for the State Opening of the pantry. Hedges the butler stares at it and repeats everything she tells him.