Here is wisdom:

[caddyman]

If you own a parrot and you haven't trained it to squawk:

HELP! THEY'VE TURNED ME INTO A PARROT!"

Then you are wasting everybody's time...

Comments

[snorkel-maiden.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[literaryrose.livejournal.com]

Tee hee, that's brilliant.

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

My Mum and Uncle trained their Budgie to taunt their Cat by chirping, "Here Puss, Puss, Puss".

Truefax.