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Hmm.

For some reason over the past couple of days my office computer has decided that it will display a margin on the left-hand side of my word documents while I'm typing.

To begin with I found this disconcerting but now I've got used to it. And it's especially reassuring that every time I hit return, the computer writes normal in the margin.

How nice.

Quite what is normal, your guess is as good as mine, but it's nice to know that something is in this turvy-topsy world of ours.

Of course, it's difficult to decide just how much trust I can put in this machine. It has its own quite definite but inappropriate ideas on how to format so much of the stuff I type on it. I mean with indents and paragraph numbering in particular, it likes to do its own thing.

And there's something about deleting half a paragraph from the middle of a document. It's as if the processor thinks to itself in a sort of Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen way "I know you've done all this work in 12 point Ariel, but now you've trimmed out those five sentences, I really think the rest of the paragraph would look simply stunning in 10 point Times New Roman."

Well it doesn't, thanks for asking. It looks bloody stupid.

And what's with this making me chase indents around the page when I'm trying to line up text?

Don't think it will work on me, cheerfully writing 'normal' in the margins.

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Date: 2003-10-14 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com
Word am poo.
The ten point font thing drives me potty.
I even set the default font to being something else and it still does it.
Grrrr.

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Date: 2003-10-14 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jfs.livejournal.com
Did you edit normal.dot? That's where Word gets its default settings from.

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Date: 2003-10-14 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com
No, I will try that.

hrm...

Date: 2003-10-14 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ijsian.livejournal.com
If you hate word so much, make your own word processor...the only features you'll lose are the ones you're too lazy to program in, and if you're really lazy, you can steal the dictionary files and not have to do the spellcheck stuff yourself...heh...

Re: hrm...

Date: 2003-10-14 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ijsian.livejournal.com
Sorry, I tend to forget not everyone prgrams...disregard previous statement o_0" Of course, this is coming from someone who uses notepard/wordpad as his primary text-writing program then runs it through an auto-format program so...ya know :-p

Re: hrm...

Date: 2003-10-14 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jfs.livejournal.com
And of course, after that you can shear your own sheep and make your own clothes ...

Re: hrm...

Date: 2003-10-14 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
And there we have it. You've put your finger right on the problem.

If I knew how to do all that stuff I doubt I'd be lumbered with Microsquash in the first place! ;-)

Re: hrm...

Date: 2003-10-14 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ijsian.livejournal.com
well..I suppose I could...I'll have to see if there's any books on it I can get ahold of...I checked and there's no classes on doing it around here...

Re: hrm...

Date: 2003-10-14 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ijsian.livejournal.com
Also...if it's really being a pain...there's other stuff out there that's freeware that isn;t bad...I haven;t dealt with word in a long time...if I'm not using notepad, I use a copy of Lotus, anoying as heck to get used to but, eh, I like it...

Re: hrm...

Date: 2003-10-14 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ijsian.livejournal.com
Bah, I tried installing visual basic again...ended up installing visual c++...opened program to program something quick and dirty up...stared blankly at screan..uninstalled...you're right, it's alot easirt to use what you have **;

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