What I found in my room

[caddyman]

Hmm. Still can't get to sleep, but feeling happier and I don't have to get in the am. So yay me.

In the meantime, the garret archaeology has unearthed (and I kid you not):

1. Four-and-a-half TARDISes
   Two Yellow Submarines
   Two reproduction flintlock pistols
   One plastic Neanderthal skull (miniature)
   One tub of water-based hair gel containing two plastic eyeballs
   One squashed fedora
   One Superman statuette
   One plastic butterfly
   Three-and-a-half pairs of worn out Chelsea boots
   One broken 1/6 scale Vickers machine gun
   Five discarded cigarette packs with one cigarette in each
   My long lost Zippo lighter
   Eighty-six paperback books
   Fourteen hardback books
   Innumerable comics
   Five pieces of plastic of indefinable function (Pimlicos, I believe Douglas Adams called them).
   An indecently sharp vegetable knife
   One dead badger
   

I'm not a hoarder, me. Nope.

Comments

[iwantmymookie.livejournal.com]

That would make a very interesting display at a museum.
Or even better yet: my history teacher told us about how he loves to watch documentaries, and how he would be fascinated watching our own personal life-documentaries. You could probably incorporate your findings into one on yourself.

[wallabok.livejournal.com]

Tell me, were those flintlock pistols the ones bought at the Lion monument in Waterloo as we were searching for the Flem'Hadar?

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Indeed they are.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I think they'd just lock me in the looney bin and answer me with smiles and nods when I said anything... ;-)