Thoughts on Ellen MacArthur's voyage

[caddyman]

B&Q were the major sponsors of Ellen MacArthur...

To the B&Q customer services department:

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will
be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?


Yours Faithfully,

J Bloggs

Comments

[oldnick.livejournal.com]

:-) Nicely put.

[cybersofa.livejournal.com]

Dear Customer,

Consider yourself lucky to still be alive. We put millions into sponsoring Dame Ellen but killing a customer is only £800K.

Yrs etc,

B&Q (Possibkly still safer than Ikea)