Olympics 2012

[caddyman]

That will be Johnny Bulldog one, Cheese-eating Surrender Monkeys nil, then.

Nice one, Jacques.

Comments

[keresaspa.livejournal.com]

Really showed it to the French by saddling Blighty with a guaranteed money loser that will probably run into billions of tax money. Last laugh to Jacques again methinks.

[smittumi.livejournal.com]

You filthy Traitor!

I bet you're a communist, and a pornstar!

[keresaspa.livejournal.com]

A communist, yup. A pornstar, in my dreams :-)
Not English, mind you, so not a traitor.

[smittumi.livejournal.com]

See, a confession from this filthy tax-dodging sasuage-munching foreigner
*waves a union jack and foams at the mouth*

[keresaspa.livejournal.com]

What's tax? Is that the thing that pays my student grant? Now, chorizos or bratwurst? Decisions, decisions.

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Joy, so this will be my council tax sky-rocketting, possibly being kicked out of my rented accommodation, and certainly having to fight the great unwashed when I go to/from work.

Fun

So we had "Up yours Delors" what could the Sun create this time round?

[binidj.livejournal.com]

How about "Rember to bring your packed lunch"?

[romney.livejournal.com]

This means having to host visits from every Johnny Foreigner who can run a few paces or heft a discus a yard or two. Thank goodness we'll have those biometric ID cards which will now be promoted as an end to cheating ad requiring every citizen of the UK to take regular blood tests with the samples stored in a confidential secure store to be known as the "X-Phials".

Early news has it that Iraq is planning to enter the shooting events, with an initial several thousand names to be whittled down to a team of, er, several thousand...

[smittumi.livejournal.com]

How long have you been writing for Private Eye?