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caddyman ([personal profile] caddyman) wrote2006-02-13 10:30 am
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Office foliage

The world’s most miserable tree has appeared in our office by the window. It’s a tree because it is indoors, outside it would be a sapling.

Now a healthy tree has a canopy that literally blocks out the sun. Even a young tree has a healthy covering of leaves if not as impressive a set as a mature specimen. This sad little thing has a single leaf for every foot of branch, and most of them are yellowy green rather than a good, rich green.

A little later when no one’s looking, I am going to give it a cup of coffee. That’ll perk it up.

[identity profile] westernind.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Weeping fig? They hate being moved. And they hate draughts. And when they're unhappy, the first thing they do is drop their leaves.

Poor little thing.

[identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what it is...

What few leaves it has are oval, but very pointed at the end.

Like this?

[identity profile] westernind.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't water it, even with coffee. They have to completely dry out and overwatering is one of the quickest ways to kill them.

It's amazing how popular a houseplant they are when they're so high-maintenance.

Re: oops, image didn't work

[identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Similar enough to fool me, anyway.

Our sad specimen's leaves don't appear to be as glossy, but that may well be because it's poorly though...