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caddyman ([personal profile] caddyman) wrote2006-02-13 10:30 am
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Office foliage

The world’s most miserable tree has appeared in our office by the window. It’s a tree because it is indoors, outside it would be a sapling.

Now a healthy tree has a canopy that literally blocks out the sun. Even a young tree has a healthy covering of leaves if not as impressive a set as a mature specimen. This sad little thing has a single leaf for every foot of branch, and most of them are yellowy green rather than a good, rich green.

A little later when no one’s looking, I am going to give it a cup of coffee. That’ll perk it up.

[identity profile] sea-strands.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it definately alive? I once spent a few weeks talking to plants at work to perk them up only to catch my jumper on a leaf and pull it out to find it was sodding plastic.

[identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it's definitely not plastic, but as to whether or not it has shuffled off this mortal coil...