Dr. Grordbort's Infallible Aether Oscillators

[caddyman]

I say, Chaps, when one is out adventuring, it is often all too clear that a simple carbine or elephant gun is just not up to the mustard when one is facing off giant gorilla-men or intelligent, world-domineering arthropods. Well, worry no more, this is the one stop site for weaponry for all Gentleman Adventurers, courtesy the ineffable Dr Grordbort.



And if the sight of the things doesn't whet your appetite, then the testimonials add a welcome support to the enterprise:

"A manly slap on the back to the brainy boffins behind the glorious Manmelter 3600ZX! Its performance in the field is exemplary, and a startling advancement over its contemporaries. I previously relied on the 1910 Bournville Disintegrator, which, as the late Capt. James ‘No Face’ Gustave can attest; was prone to the odd miss-fire. No such flaws with the 3600ZX! Its accuracy and reliability are unsurpassed! My recent expedition to Iceland would have ended very differently had I not had such a trusty device at my disposal: cornered by an ancient behemoth of snow, ice and metal, the guardian of an outpost from some long forgotten empire. It was literally taken apart by my, now favoured, side-arm!"

Marvellous, what?