Avast behind!

[caddyman]

My shiny new bank card turned up and I am reconnected to my money – or at least that portion of the bank’s money they are willing to let me play with when my own runs out! This meant that I was able to wander across to Waitrose and brandish it at the cashier yesterday with all due ceremony. I can’t tell you what a relief it is for me to reconnect with the international credit crisis like this; I was beginning to quite feel left out.

Access to my account is similar in an entirely unobvious way, to a pirate digging up his buried treasure chest and showering ducats around on the sand. This rather contrived segue is my way of reminding you that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Aharr…

Comments

[sack-boy.livejournal.com]

So who's got the big bottom? *confused*

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

You're a rum cove, aren't you?

[agentinfinity.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I missed it. I was looking forward to freaking the kids out as well.

[sack-boy.livejournal.com]

You started it with you subject line of "A Vast Behind". Now you are likening me to a sheltered bay used by miscreants to smuggling strong alcoholic beverages! Tsk and p-shaw!