Oh Dear God...

I have just created the perfect anti-soup.

Having been sleeping badly this week past on account of a combibnation of too much caffeine and too high temperatures, I decided to do without anything to drink tonight. Except that I got thirsty - and a little hungry.

So, thinks I. I have the fixings for a basic soup.

Do not follow this recipe. Ever. If you accidentally do, gamma ray it then corral into a sealed container, bribe Greenpeace and then have someone drop it in the Marianas Trench.

10 fl. oz mug (heat retaining).
A reasonable amount of Worcester Sauce.
A reasonable amount of crushed garlic.
Alphabet pasta to what ought to be taste.
Half a veggie cube (crumbled).
Top up with boiling water.

Allow to brew for 10 mins.
Stir.

Look at expectantly.

Follow advice above recipe.

I'm going to make a coffee now after all. Then maybe lick the wall, floor, anything to get this stuff off my tongue....

Oh Dear God...

I have just created the perfect anti-soup.

Having been sleeping badly this week past on account of a combibnation of too much caffeine and too high temperatures, I decided to do without anything to drink tonight. Except that I got thirsty - and a little hungry.

So, thinks I. I have the fixings for a basic soup.

Do not follow this recipe. Ever. If you accidentally do, gamma ray it then corral into a sealed container, bribe Greenpeace and then have someone drop it in the Marianas Trench.

10 fl. oz mug (heat retaining).
A reasonable amount of Worcester Sauce.
A reasonable amount of crushed garlic.
Alphabet pasta to what ought to be taste.
Half a veggie cube (crumbled).
Top up with boiling water.

Allow to brew for 10 mins.
Stir.

Look at expectantly.

Follow advice above recipe.

I'm going to make a coffee now after all. Then maybe lick the wall, floor, anything to get this stuff off my tongue....