When I rule the world....

... Harry Potter will be banned.

I have never read a word of the evil that is Potter. And now I never shall (well, maybe one day).

But for now Rowling and all her works are anathema to me. For I am expecting a package, but of course, today is Potter day. The new book is released and every postman in Christendom is struggling against the onset of hernia eruption to deliver several Scandinavian forests worth of book.

I doubt my delivery of non-Potter goodness will arrive before Monday, now.

Grumble.

When I rule the world....

... Harry Potter will be banned.

I have never read a word of the evil that is Potter. And now I never shall (well, maybe one day).

But for now Rowling and all her works are anathema to me. For I am expecting a package, but of course, today is Potter day. The new book is released and every postman in Christendom is struggling against the onset of hernia eruption to deliver several Scandinavian forests worth of book.

I doubt my delivery of non-Potter goodness will arrive before Monday, now.

Grumble.