Baffled

For reasons best known to himself, sexbat has posted a picture of a merkin in his journal.

The caption says it isn't.

I says it is.

Not that I know what they look like, of course. No.

Baffled

For reasons best known to himself, sexbat has posted a picture of a merkin in his journal.

The caption says it isn't.

I says it is.

Not that I know what they look like, of course. No.

Of collars

Like many (most?) people I have my moments of paranoia, those times when you're walking along minding your own business and suddenly every person you walk past is smiling, or stifling a smile. Or as they pass you, someone giggles. And suddenly the entire world is looking at you.

Of course it isn't. The whole world hasn't got a blind clue you exist, but that's not what paranoia is about. Ho no.

Anyway, I got it today on my way into work.

I caught a glimpse of my reflection in the newsagent's window and thought, "Harry Hill." At this point, Messers Paranoia and Self-Conscious presented me with their business cards and accompanied me to the office.

What are the chances of that happening?

Of collars

Like many (most?) people I have my moments of paranoia, those times when you're walking along minding your own business and suddenly every person you walk past is smiling, or stifling a smile. Or as they pass you, someone giggles. And suddenly the entire world is looking at you.

Of course it isn't. The whole world hasn't got a blind clue you exist, but that's not what paranoia is about. Ho no.

Anyway, I got it today on my way into work.

I caught a glimpse of my reflection in the newsagent's window and thought, "Harry Hill." At this point, Messers Paranoia and Self-Conscious presented me with their business cards and accompanied me to the office.

What are the chances of that happening?