Obvious Lessons no.1

When feeling less than full of vim it is probably a poor idea to conme honme early and flake out at ooo say 5.30pm.

Because although you feel like shite, you are also wide awake at 1.30 am.

Obvious really, innit?

Lawks a mercy.

Obvious Lessons no.1

When feeling less than full of vim it is probably a poor idea to conme honme early and flake out at ooo say 5.30pm.

Because although you feel like shite, you are also wide awake at 1.30 am.

Obvious really, innit?

Lawks a mercy.

Is it a joke...

...or am I delirious?

You decide.


Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day.

The agent says: "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early, You'll have to be there for 10-ish".

Sean furrows his brow and replies "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."

Boom-Tish

Is it a joke...

...or am I delirious?

You decide.


Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day.

The agent says: "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early, You'll have to be there for 10-ish".

Sean furrows his brow and replies "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."

Boom-Tish

Of koffs and kolds

Anyway, I'm back in the office today. The cold, if such it was, clearly couldn't cope with my immune system (RAR).

It went from minor sniffles and coughs to incessant sneezing and other nose-related unpleasantness and back to catarrh in about twenty-four hours. And given that I spent a chunk of that asleep, all in all I'm not too upset if that's it for another two years or so.

And the only medication I took was a single vitamin c tablet to boost my immune system. Boy is it boosted.

There's still the odd tickle of the throat and the occasional sneeze, but that's largely it.

Go me.

There is a downside, of course.

The drains outside the office have backed up.

Fooer gosh crikey. What a pong. Chiz, chiz.

Of koffs and kolds

Anyway, I'm back in the office today. The cold, if such it was, clearly couldn't cope with my immune system (RAR).

It went from minor sniffles and coughs to incessant sneezing and other nose-related unpleasantness and back to catarrh in about twenty-four hours. And given that I spent a chunk of that asleep, all in all I'm not too upset if that's it for another two years or so.

And the only medication I took was a single vitamin c tablet to boost my immune system. Boy is it boosted.

There's still the odd tickle of the throat and the occasional sneeze, but that's largely it.

Go me.

There is a downside, of course.

The drains outside the office have backed up.

Fooer gosh crikey. What a pong. Chiz, chiz.