Warning, Will Robinson! Warning!

The Karma Pixies have just fired a warning shot across the bows of the good ship caddyman.

My boss has just been promoted see, and has brought in a goodly selection of Krispy Kreme doughnuts to celebrate. As we know, your correspondent is genetically programmed to eat anything that cleverly bye-passes all major food groups and let's face it, few things are as efficient in that regard as Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

Being amongst the first to the selection box (!) I was able to avail myself of a icing-glazed jam doughnut.

Mmm caloricious.....

Trouble is, I am wearing a white (VERY white) England cricket shirt, which is like a red rag to a bull where sugary confections are concerned. Suffice it to say that Lady Luck was on my side this one time and the Karma Pixies relented. The inevitable blob or flying jam hit then desk with a most satisfying splat no more than a couple of millimetres away from my shirt. It remains unscathed.

Next time it will be for real, I know it.

Warning, Will Robinson! Warning!

The Karma Pixies have just fired a warning shot across the bows of the good ship caddyman.

My boss has just been promoted see, and has brought in a goodly selection of Krispy Kreme doughnuts to celebrate. As we know, your correspondent is genetically programmed to eat anything that cleverly bye-passes all major food groups and let's face it, few things are as efficient in that regard as Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

Being amongst the first to the selection box (!) I was able to avail myself of a icing-glazed jam doughnut.

Mmm caloricious.....

Trouble is, I am wearing a white (VERY white) England cricket shirt, which is like a red rag to a bull where sugary confections are concerned. Suffice it to say that Lady Luck was on my side this one time and the Karma Pixies relented. The inevitable blob or flying jam hit then desk with a most satisfying splat no more than a couple of millimetres away from my shirt. It remains unscathed.

Next time it will be for real, I know it.