Life is dominated by tubes and pipes
Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 12:34 pmIn half an hour or so I get to go home and wait for the boiler bloke to turn up and pronounce the boiler at the Athenaeum Club working and well, whilst we tenants are hopeless imbeciles.
If, as expected, the boiler behaves perfectly in his presence, I am tempted to staple him to the floor and keep him there as some kind of talisman. What is certain is that although temperatures are forecast to recover again for the weekend and the long term forecast is for a mild winter (how do they know?), there will be cold snaps however brief and I for one want to be able to take hot showers and switch radiators on and off without worrying about kicking the boiler each time.
I see that there are severe delays on the Victoria Line. That means that I am going to have to be creative in plotting my route home. There are minor delays on the Circle and District Lines too, though they should be of only marginal irritation if I decide to use them and change at Embankment for the Northern Line.
Let's see. I absolutely have to be home by 2pm; the tube system is creaking loudly. I hear the scampering of Karma Pixie feet.
And my cold is worse, too; my own personal pipes are blocked.
If, as expected, the boiler behaves perfectly in his presence, I am tempted to staple him to the floor and keep him there as some kind of talisman. What is certain is that although temperatures are forecast to recover again for the weekend and the long term forecast is for a mild winter (how do they know?), there will be cold snaps however brief and I for one want to be able to take hot showers and switch radiators on and off without worrying about kicking the boiler each time.
I see that there are severe delays on the Victoria Line. That means that I am going to have to be creative in plotting my route home. There are minor delays on the Circle and District Lines too, though they should be of only marginal irritation if I decide to use them and change at Embankment for the Northern Line.
Let's see. I absolutely have to be home by 2pm; the tube system is creaking loudly. I hear the scampering of Karma Pixie feet.
And my cold is worse, too; my own personal pipes are blocked.