Friday, December 25th, 2009

caddyman: (Christmas)
According to my clock, we have just slipped over into Christmas Day, so there we are.

Merry Christmas, one and all. More chats later, probably, and hopefully the story that I never got back to this evening.

I for one am going to bed shortly. Don't open your presents until the morning, now. It's naughty.
caddyman: (Christmas)
According to my clock, we have just slipped over into Christmas Day, so there we are.

Merry Christmas, one and all. More chats later, probably, and hopefully the story that I never got back to this evening.

I for one am going to bed shortly. Don't open your presents until the morning, now. It's naughty.

Rude awakening

Friday, December 25th, 2009 09:46 am
caddyman: (Christmas)
I was dragged out of my cozy pit by the insistent sound of the ringing phone. I scuffled around and found my dressing gown and stumbled out to see who on Earth it could be using the land line; most people call me on my mobile and the iPhone was placed next to the bed for just such an effusive family phone call.

In the event, there was no-one there. By criminey, I was snatched from the embrace of Morpheus by a phantom phone call.

Not to waste the wake-up, I nipped to the smallest room for a moment and on the way out, noticed the message light on the phone flashing. It seems that some strange Scottish woman was singing 'We wish you a Merry Christmas'. Apparently she was then going to have breakfast, shower the kids and pop round. It is just my luck that she will carry out the threat.

Ah well. Now I'm up, I may as well have a shower and then some breakfast, too.

I am determined to enjoy my Christmas Insha'Allah.

Rude awakening

Friday, December 25th, 2009 09:46 am
caddyman: (Christmas)
I was dragged out of my cozy pit by the insistent sound of the ringing phone. I scuffled around and found my dressing gown and stumbled out to see who on Earth it could be using the land line; most people call me on my mobile and the iPhone was placed next to the bed for just such an effusive family phone call.

In the event, there was no-one there. By criminey, I was snatched from the embrace of Morpheus by a phantom phone call.

Not to waste the wake-up, I nipped to the smallest room for a moment and on the way out, noticed the message light on the phone flashing. It seems that some strange Scottish woman was singing 'We wish you a Merry Christmas'. Apparently she was then going to have breakfast, shower the kids and pop round. It is just my luck that she will carry out the threat.

Ah well. Now I'm up, I may as well have a shower and then some breakfast, too.

I am determined to enjoy my Christmas Insha'Allah.
caddyman: (Default)
Here is the Christmas ghost story, cross posted between my journal and [livejournal.com profile] just_writing.

Since the lyric that inspired it is incorporated into the text, it should be easy enough to identify. I hope you enjoy it:

The spade breaks the sod. The ground is waterlogged where the roots hold the rain. The blade catches a stone and I feel the crunch of the jar in my elbow joint. Immediately it is warm and I know that I have strained a ligament or something.
It will ache later.

I cut the turf into squares so that they can be re-laid later, when I have finished my work. I dig deeper. Spades full of earth pile up to the right. I’m deeper down now and the loam turns to wet clay, sucking at the spade with every cut, every push, resisting as I press down and then sucking at it as I try to dig it out: backbreaking. The water runs into grey pools shot through with red-mud tracings washed from above. I feel sweat running under my collar and down my back. I am over-hot despite the coldness of the air. It is raining.

The going is slow, heavy; exhaustion gnaws at my bones, clawing at my muscles and scratches my eyes. Each lungful of air is an agony of dragon breath floating in my vision. Each breath in a cold dagger, but in the rain, the cold, muddy slime and icy rivulets I dig.

The hole I have dug is deeper than I am tall, so it is the end for me. The water is up to my knees even when I stand upright. The past half hour it has been around my waist.

As I pull myself up, white and black spots swim across my vision and the edges of my sight redden.
I know without looking that the man is still there watching behind me, as he has for days. His face indistinct, grey and infinitely sad, eyes dark and empty: I know, though I do not know how I know. It takes me an age to drag myself from the pit I have excavated. The sides are slick and wet and only by grasping hands full of root can I gain purchase. There is a hungry sound and I realise that my left shoe is still in the mud, held fast.

Wrapped in rags is the bundle that I have to deposit; the sum remains of an existence curtailed, bones now and knotted with a gold ring, a talisman of lost hope. They weigh nothing. I place them in the mud and pause.

My fatigue is now almost beyond endurance as I start tipping the mud back into the pit, but I know it will please the grey man. The clay falls with wet slaps and then finally, the task is finished. I mark the spot with a fallen hazel branch and then lean on my spade to regain a semblance of strength as the rain leeches my heat.

I fancy that I can feel the grey man fading as this business is finally put to rest.

I close my eyes and count to ten and when I open them, he’s still there.
caddyman: (Default)
Here is the Christmas ghost story, cross posted between my journal and [livejournal.com profile] just_writing.

Since the lyric that inspired it is incorporated into the text, it should be easy enough to identify. I hope you enjoy it:

The spade breaks the sod. The ground is waterlogged where the roots hold the rain. The blade catches a stone and I feel the crunch of the jar in my elbow joint. Immediately it is warm and I know that I have strained a ligament or something.
It will ache later.

I cut the turf into squares so that they can be re-laid later, when I have finished my work. I dig deeper. Spades full of earth pile up to the right. I’m deeper down now and the loam turns to wet clay, sucking at the spade with every cut, every push, resisting as I press down and then sucking at it as I try to dig it out: backbreaking. The water runs into grey pools shot through with red-mud tracings washed from above. I feel sweat running under my collar and down my back. I am over-hot despite the coldness of the air. It is raining.

The going is slow, heavy; exhaustion gnaws at my bones, clawing at my muscles and scratches my eyes. Each lungful of air is an agony of dragon breath floating in my vision. Each breath in a cold dagger, but in the rain, the cold, muddy slime and icy rivulets I dig.

The hole I have dug is deeper than I am tall, so it is the end for me. The water is up to my knees even when I stand upright. The past half hour it has been around my waist.

As I pull myself up, white and black spots swim across my vision and the edges of my sight redden.
I know without looking that the man is still there watching behind me, as he has for days. His face indistinct, grey and infinitely sad, eyes dark and empty: I know, though I do not know how I know. It takes me an age to drag myself from the pit I have excavated. The sides are slick and wet and only by grasping hands full of root can I gain purchase. There is a hungry sound and I realise that my left shoe is still in the mud, held fast.

Wrapped in rags is the bundle that I have to deposit; the sum remains of an existence curtailed, bones now and knotted with a gold ring, a talisman of lost hope. They weigh nothing. I place them in the mud and pause.

My fatigue is now almost beyond endurance as I start tipping the mud back into the pit, but I know it will please the grey man. The clay falls with wet slaps and then finally, the task is finished. I mark the spot with a fallen hazel branch and then lean on my spade to regain a semblance of strength as the rain leeches my heat.

I fancy that I can feel the grey man fading as this business is finally put to rest.

I close my eyes and count to ten and when I open them, he’s still there.
caddyman: (telly)
I seem to be in a minority again in that I actually quite enjoyed Part I of the Show That Shall Not Be Named. That said, it was short on plot and long on spectacle. Director Euros Lyn earnt his money on that one: an hour of telly with a quarter hour's plot.

Anyway. In twenty minutes or so over on ITV1 there is a new Poirot. Even if the adaptation proves not to be up to earlier standards, old Agatha will have at least furnished the writer with a plot to play with.

Later, kids.
caddyman: (telly)
I seem to be in a minority again in that I actually quite enjoyed Part I of the Show That Shall Not Be Named. That said, it was short on plot and long on spectacle. Director Euros Lyn earnt his money on that one: an hour of telly with a quarter hour's plot.

Anyway. In twenty minutes or so over on ITV1 there is a new Poirot. Even if the adaptation proves not to be up to earlier standards, old Agatha will have at least furnished the writer with a plot to play with.

Later, kids.

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