Here is wisdom:

If you own a parrot and you haven't trained it to squawk:

HELP! THEY'VE TURNED ME INTO A PARROT!"

Then you are wasting everybody's time...

Here is wisdom:

If you own a parrot and you haven't trained it to squawk:

HELP! THEY'VE TURNED ME INTO A PARROT!"

Then you are wasting everybody's time...

Boring

Is everyone else as bored as I am with the news whittering on about Ed Milibland and the latest crap coming out of the Labour Party?

I see that they are suddenly more popular than the Tories for the first time in three years. I don’t know why: with the exception of the loss of Golden Gordo and a couple of others who are off to the back benches, they are still the same incompetent bunch that got us into this mess.

I suppose it will all give way to the usual despair once Capⁿ Beige finally tells us why he’s different from the previous dross. Could be worse, I suppose. Could have been Balls.

Boring

Is everyone else as bored as I am with the news whittering on about Ed Milibland and the latest crap coming out of the Labour Party?

I see that they are suddenly more popular than the Tories for the first time in three years. I don’t know why: with the exception of the loss of Golden Gordo and a couple of others who are off to the back benches, they are still the same incompetent bunch that got us into this mess.

I suppose it will all give way to the usual despair once Capⁿ Beige finally tells us why he’s different from the previous dross. Could be worse, I suppose. Could have been Balls.