Huh?

I am supposed to be in a meeting right now, but although everyone else seems to have made it, I have no idea where the meeting room is. I have looked, I have wandered, I have mooched. I know the locations of meeting rooms 1/1 through 1/12 (floor/number) and they are either empty or filled with complete strangers.

My crew are in LMR 1/9a.

I have combed the entire first floor and can only conclude that there is some hidden nook or cranny that I am unaware of¹ that can hide a room capable of holding sixteen people (well, fifteen in my absence). I’d have thought it would be neatly situated next or very near, to LMR 1/9, but there just ain’t any space at that location in this dimension.

Now, if the Jubilee Line wasn’t bǿrked again, I’d have been in the office ten minutes earlier and able to follow the herd as it migrated.

I do not doubt that I shall be volunteered for something in absentia.


¹…and I have worked in this building since about 1996.

Huh?

I am supposed to be in a meeting right now, but although everyone else seems to have made it, I have no idea where the meeting room is. I have looked, I have wandered, I have mooched. I know the locations of meeting rooms 1/1 through 1/12 (floor/number) and they are either empty or filled with complete strangers.

My crew are in LMR 1/9a.

I have combed the entire first floor and can only conclude that there is some hidden nook or cranny that I am unaware of¹ that can hide a room capable of holding sixteen people (well, fifteen in my absence). I’d have thought it would be neatly situated next or very near, to LMR 1/9, but there just ain’t any space at that location in this dimension.

Now, if the Jubilee Line wasn’t bǿrked again, I’d have been in the office ten minutes earlier and able to follow the herd as it migrated.

I do not doubt that I shall be volunteered for something in absentia.


¹…and I have worked in this building since about 1996.