Friday, December 17th, 2010

Say what?

Friday, December 17th, 2010 04:54 pm
caddyman: (I've had enough of this!)
What’s up with people?

No, really. I want to know. Speaking as a chap who could afford to shed several tonnes of weight, I know flab when I see it and this ain’t it:



Apparently in a recent production of “George Balanchine’s The Nutcracker” in New York, a critic suggested
that ballerina Jenifer Ringer of the New York Ballet "looked as if she'd eaten one sugarplum too many".

Okay, the picture above isn’t from the performance, but even so. I’d bet good money that she could afford to gain a few pounds before she made it up to slender from stick.

Ringer, 37, who has suffered from eating disorders in the past, admitted she has a "more womanly" body than most ballerinas, but is not overweight.


Alastair Macaulay, the critic defends himself by diverting the argument:

Notably, the fuss has been about Ms. Ringer’s appearance. No one took issue with what might be considered a much more severe criticism, that the two danced “without adult depth or complexity.” And though I was much harder on Mr. Angle’s appearance, scarcely a reader objected. When I described Nilas Martins as “portly” in The New York Times and Mark Morris as “obese” in the Times Literary Supplement, those remarks were also greeted with silence. Fat, apparently, is not so much a feminist issue as a sexist one. Sauce for the goose? Scandal. Sauce for the gander? No problem.

Someone is missing the point here and I don’t think, for once, that it’s me. If the dancing isn’t up to snuff fair enough, but Bloody Hell, just how skinny do these people (male and female) have to be?

Many of Macaulay's defensive arguments stack up at first glance except for one undeniable fact. The subject of his ire is not fat. At all.

And I don’t like ballet, so feel free to gripe about ballet as an artform.

Say what?

Friday, December 17th, 2010 04:54 pm
caddyman: (I've had enough of this!)
What’s up with people?

No, really. I want to know. Speaking as a chap who could afford to shed several tonnes of weight, I know flab when I see it and this ain’t it:



Apparently in a recent production of “George Balanchine’s The Nutcracker” in New York, a critic suggested
that ballerina Jenifer Ringer of the New York Ballet "looked as if she'd eaten one sugarplum too many".

Okay, the picture above isn’t from the performance, but even so. I’d bet good money that she could afford to gain a few pounds before she made it up to slender from stick.

Ringer, 37, who has suffered from eating disorders in the past, admitted she has a "more womanly" body than most ballerinas, but is not overweight.


Alastair Macaulay, the critic defends himself by diverting the argument:

Notably, the fuss has been about Ms. Ringer’s appearance. No one took issue with what might be considered a much more severe criticism, that the two danced “without adult depth or complexity.” And though I was much harder on Mr. Angle’s appearance, scarcely a reader objected. When I described Nilas Martins as “portly” in The New York Times and Mark Morris as “obese” in the Times Literary Supplement, those remarks were also greeted with silence. Fat, apparently, is not so much a feminist issue as a sexist one. Sauce for the goose? Scandal. Sauce for the gander? No problem.

Someone is missing the point here and I don’t think, for once, that it’s me. If the dancing isn’t up to snuff fair enough, but Bloody Hell, just how skinny do these people (male and female) have to be?

Many of Macaulay's defensive arguments stack up at first glance except for one undeniable fact. The subject of his ire is not fat. At all.

And I don’t like ballet, so feel free to gripe about ballet as an artform.
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I see Don Van Vliet, better known as Captain Beefheart has died, aged 69.

For some reason, I have never owned a copy of Trout Mask Replica, the album by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band. I must rectify this glaring omission.




January 15, 1941 - December 17, 2010

Moonlight on Vermont affected everybody
Even Mrs. Wooten well as little Nitty
Even lifebuoy floatin'
With his lil' pistol showin'
With his lil' pistol Totin'
Well that goes t' show you what uh moon can do
No more bridge from Tuesday t' Friday
Everybodies gone high society
Hope lost his head 'n got off on alligators
Somebodies leavin' peanuts on the curbins
For uh white elephant escaped from zoo with love
Goes t' show what uh moon can do
Moonlight on Vermont
Well it did it for Lifebuoy
And it did it t' you
'n it did it t' zoo
And it can do it for me
And it can do it for you
Moonlight on Vermont
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
Don't gimme no affliction
Dat ole time religion is good enough for me
An it's good enough for you
Well come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
It's good enough for me
Without yer new affliction
Don't need yer new restrictions
Gimme dat ole time religion
It's good enough for me
Moonlight on Vermont
;



BBC Obituary
caddyman: (Default)

I see Don Van Vliet, better known as Captain Beefheart has died, aged 69.

For some reason, I have never owned a copy of Trout Mask Replica, the album by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band. I must rectify this glaring omission.




January 15, 1941 - December 17, 2010

Moonlight on Vermont affected everybody
Even Mrs. Wooten well as little Nitty
Even lifebuoy floatin'
With his lil' pistol showin'
With his lil' pistol Totin'
Well that goes t' show you what uh moon can do
No more bridge from Tuesday t' Friday
Everybodies gone high society
Hope lost his head 'n got off on alligators
Somebodies leavin' peanuts on the curbins
For uh white elephant escaped from zoo with love
Goes t' show what uh moon can do
Moonlight on Vermont
Well it did it for Lifebuoy
And it did it t' you
'n it did it t' zoo
And it can do it for me
And it can do it for you
Moonlight on Vermont
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
Don't gimme no affliction
Dat ole time religion is good enough for me
An it's good enough for you
Well come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
It's good enough for me
Without yer new affliction
Don't need yer new restrictions
Gimme dat ole time religion
It's good enough for me
Moonlight on Vermont
;



BBC Obituary

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