Further ramblings of a self-made pauper

When they really start pissing you off, there's nothing quite so therapeutic as demonstrating their total idiocy to yourself. I find one of the most effective ways of doing this is to stop in the middle of the pavement in Oxford Street or such like, point upwards and shout "ohmigod! Up there! On top of the building! I can't believe it!" and see how many other people stop and point before calmly walking away, leaving them pointing at something you just made up. It works. It's dead funny, and quite therapuetic too.