Starting early this year...

[caddyman]

It's only the end of April and the Athenaeum Club is already too hot. Oh, the Summer will be cruel. Cruel, I say, cruel.

At some point tomorrow on my day off taking a break from home working, I am going to systematically hit all the radiators with an adjustable spanner. I aim to hit them hard enough to leave them stunned and unable to parry until October, when they may continue with their hobby of pumping heat around the house.

Oh Carruthers, the drums...

Comments

[bluesman.livejournal.com]

You've not wilted in the heat, dear boy, until you've waited in line, crammed in with dozens of sweaty tourists, for over an hour at Disney World in Florida for a 1-1/2 minute ride you're not even going on, in sweltering heat and humidity between two hurricanes. I'm surprised no-one fainted.

I stayed in line to keep my wife and kid, and my sister and her three little monsters, company as they were going on the ride. You know you've officially wandered into Old Fart Country when you no longer like roller-coasters.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

If that's the qualification for Old Fardom, I have been a fully paid up member since I was 10.

[irdm.livejournal.com]

Cherish the intermidable drums, we all know what happens when the drums stop......