Not doing the meme ganked from everywhere, but prolly Olly most recently

[caddyman]

1. Where is your cell phone?: It is hard
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?: to think of
3. Your hair?: anything really useful
4. Where is your father?: to say when
Where is 5?
6. Your favorite thing to do?: answering a “meme”.
7. Your dream last night?: Firstly, they are
8. Your favorite drink? Not particularly enlightening,
9. Your dream car?: secondly, they are
10. The room you're in?: not particularly interesting
12. Your fears?: most of the
14. Who did you hang out with last night? Time. That is
15. What you're not good at?: why I generally
16. Muffins?: ignore their existence.
17. One of your wish list items?: I have noticed
18. Where did you grow up?: however, that I
19. The last thing you did before this survey: seem to have
20. What are you wearing? Been answering them
23. Your computer:? Quite a lot
24. Your life?: recently. I don’t
25. Your mood? Know why. Maybe
26. Missing?: it’s because I
27. What are you thinking about right now?: can’t stick to
28. Your car? My principles and
29. Your work?: leave well alone.
30. Your summer? It’s a poser
31. Your relationship status? All right. I
32. Your favorite color(s): reckon that I
33. When is the last time you laughed?: should do some
34. Last time you cried?: work now. Grumble.

Comments

[ellefurtle.livejournal.com]

you make I larf!

[ladkyis.livejournal.com]

That was difficult to read smoothly. I heard. Myself trying to. Give. it some. Rhythym. But it. was. All jerky.

OH OH If you do it in a Dalek voice it is weird!

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

*Beams like a loon and claps like one of those clockworkwind up monkeys with cymbals"

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

I am trying to work out if it counts as poetry. Write it on a bedsheet in black marker pen and present it to the Tate modern, I would.