Krunch. Yelp.

[caddyman]

You recall that I was debating whether or not to get my tooth capped and was dithering over my decision because of a combination of cost and the relatively pessimistic prognosis offered by the dentist?

I have made up my mind. No more dithering, I shall make an appointment and she can yank the brute out. I don’t like losing teeth, but this one can go.

This decision has been brought to you by Marks and Spencer’s Ready Salted Potato Hoops. They’re like solid steel versions of KP Hula Hoops and far more effective.

That’ll larn me.

Comments

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Are you it was the crisps and not this?
I can see there being a certain amount of gritting and grinding of teeth as a result.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Ho ho.

I'll be more likely to be chucking the grenades around than trying to scoff them.

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

I wasn't implying that you were trying to scoff the 'pineapples', more that the damage was caused by biting your tongue and suchlike.

[ladkyis.livejournal.com]

They make things to last do M&S If you'd found the instructions for consumption you would have seen that is says - "to be sucked"